• Things I'm bad at: singing
  • Things I do a lot: sing
  • nevvzealand:

    i feel so weird saying my own name

  • thedalekofazkaban:

the best exchange in the history of twitter

nothing explains my life better than this
  • superlockedinthephandom:




    nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

    I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

    yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

    i like you

  • Have you ever asked yourself, do monsters make war, or does war make monsters? - Daughter of smoke and bone by Laini Taylor (via mcllscott)

    (Source: quotemybooks)


This kid was a toaster for Halloween